They do. They want to end the World.

 That's what's going on. Everybody is crackling about how great Hell is going to be. You can be replaced. I, God, get to be rich here. You aren't the enders. We aren't doing all this retard shit. You're feebleminded, when have you provided for yourself? Never. When do you make the judgments of God? You don't. You're as unholy as an asp by this time, & I've already told you, Phil past & passed the test, we are concluding this. We don't have omniscient, iron, or any superpower sort around here. We're going to be rich, that's all. You did expand, but remember! You needed shit. These sciences are what? Hypocritical, arbitrary, insulting, & finite. I've seen your labors & your going into an abyss if  you don't start racking the money drawers out. Phil's done well. There was something here for God. Like Phil's a fool. Here comes stereotype on steroids. Even with the worst shit around I was able to have mankind respond lavishly.