A Dark-Lord of the Sith. We are one with the Force, as well. We aren't necessarily 'Satanic.'

 Yeah, they terrorize me all day & they have for the last 36 years. 

If these mother fuckers even so much as grab hold of their pistols I'm going to McFuckin' kill them.

You underestimate the Dark-Side of the Force! 

But yeah, man it would be nice to have a treasure-trove of money, a family, & my own belongings. 

There is no affection out there! It's affected me by emotional-paralysis. 

Being on the Light-Side of the Force is something I've only achieved temporarily. 

I may have to declare war on this U.S. government!

I'm bulletproof. I'm sure of it. A .22, .32, or .36 is less effective than a BB-Gun.